Do you want the mustache on or off?

This mustache craze has hit epic proportions. I could walk down any street in my city and hit about 14 members of the Mustache Mafia with my purse.
There are some truly epic mustaches out there:










It seems to me that most mustaches exist only to make their owner look incredibly absurd. Sometimes, however, a mustache can be very sexy.

(Cary Grant)


Our generation seems to be obsessed with the 'stache - even if it makes the wearer look silly or undistinguished (god, I hope the neckbeard never makes it en vogue). Unfortunately, the females of our species are completely left out of this mega-worldwide-hirsute trend. Unless you've been injecting steroids lately, your body does not produce enough testosterone to grow a gleaming, hook-ended upper lip warmer. If you're dying to get into the mustache craze, I've got a few suggestions:



Mustache Mustachio Necklace





Mustache Cufflinks







Sisters Growing Mustaches








Mustache Ring






Mustache Cowl





Mirror Mustache




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